JIMERICK for 1/14/2008
(Actors boycott Golden Globes because of writer's strike)
Award shows feature actors so bold
Reading cue cards with jokes very old
They never get laughs
Even with writing staffs
At least this time no jokes were told
JIMERICK for 1/11/2008
(Sir Edmond Hillary dies, Hillary Clinton cries)
Two Hillarys made big news today
Clinton cried, Sir Edmond died , OK
One climbed a mountain named Everest
One's husband would mount girls and never rest
Bill Clinton was neither Bisexual, Norgay.
JIMERICK for 1/10/2008
(Hillary gets emotional on campaign trail)
Why are tears upon Hillary's face
Are they from Obama's success in the race
Or does she cry because Bill, he's
chasing her still and she's
Stuck between Barack and a hard place
JIMERICK for 1/9/2008
(Obama support from all over)
JIMERICK for 1/8/2008
(Obama wins Iowa and 2nd in New Hampshire)
The first states were whiter than cream
Yet supported Barack it would seem
I hope blacks will take note
And then show up to vote
When it's their chance at helping the dream
JIMERICK for 1/7/2008
(Presidential Debates)
The debates pointed out something strange
Something only one man could arrange
In this divisive political weather
Bush brought both parties together
And has everyone calling for change
JIMERICK for 1/4/2008 (Britney Spears taken to Beverly Hills Hospital in an ambulance after nervous breakdown)
She'll never be one of our leaders
Cause she hangs out with scum bottom feeders
For white trash reasons
They kicked her out of Four Seasons
Her room's down the street now at Cedars
JIMERICK for 1/3/2008 (Britney Spears' Lawyers to file paperwork seeking to be relieved as Spears' counsel)
The lawyers told Britney No Way
We can't represent one more day
Your life's hit the skids
And you won't get your kids
Please tie your tubes up today
