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JIMERICK for 2/01/2008
(DEMOCRATIC DEBATE...??? Hillary and Obama quite friendly)
To watch the entire Democratic debate
But there was no war of words
Instead they behaved like 2 nerds
Who were out on an awkward first date
PREVIOUSLY:
JIMERICK for 1/24/2008
(Bush works out tax refund deal)
JIMERICK for 1/23/2008
(Study: 935 False statements by Bush and staff preceded war )
Our nation is lazy sometimes JIMERICK for 1/21/2008
Bush deceived us 935 times
Nixon covered-up once or twice
Back then that did suffice
To impeach him for his lying crimes
JIMERICK for 1/22/2008
(Obama answers question in debate whether Bill Clinton was black )
They asked if Bill Clinton was Black
Can the man dance? Obama fired back
All would not be OK,
There’d be marches today
If a whitey had made such a crack
(MLK day )
Its King's day and as proposed
A government worker day off is imposed
When future leaders are celebrated
And new holidays are created
One day the post office will always be closed
JIMERICK for 1/18/2008
(inebriated Teen mauled by big cat in SFO )
Teen drinking, What can we do?
Teens are drinking then dying, its true.
Drunk kids are not surviving
Not only when driving
But while teasing tigers at the zoo
JIMERICK for 1/17/2008
(Angry Judge ups OJ's Bail)
But now Johnnie Cochran is dead, the slime
So if the new accusations fit
then We must NOT acquit
and give OJ deserved prison time
JIMERICK for 1/16/2008
(4 Hollywood Studios cancel writer's contracts)
JIMERICK for 1/15/2008
(Food & Drug Admin. approves cloned animal products)
The FDA claims that its safe to eat
The milk from cloned cows, what a treat!
I'm not scared of genetics
But I fear Dianetics
And Tom Cruise lecturing "Don't eat meat !"
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